To do list

After the crash of the Progress freighter, NASA looks at the list of things to do should the International Space Station need to be vacated in November.  Looks easy enough:

• Shut off gas
• Lock doors
• Cancel newspaper, milk, and postal deliveries
• Leave lights on timer
• Put dog in kennel
• Leave spare key with Zog next door and ask him/her/it if he/she/it will pop over occasionally and water the plants

However, I suspect that when the astronauts return to the station they'll find a load Dentrassi squatting there.