Tuesday, 8 November 2011

It speaks to the heart

For the grown up eight-year old; a pocket case with a cigarette compartment, writing tablet, telescoping pencil, stamp container, five-inch rule, lighter, pocket knife and watch.

It's utterly ludicrous and impractical and I want one so bad that it hurts.

1 comment:

eon said...

I want one with a concealed catch that, when released, pops open a panel at the end and drops a loaded .25 automatic with skeletonized grips into my palm.

I don't want the piece "built in" to the gadget, because rectangular things are hard to aim.

(You can leave the cigs out to accommodate it; I don't smoke.)