I agree with a lot of Mim Bits's points. I'd even go farther about this is another example of people stuck in offices using a supped up version of Powerpoint to distract them from the depressing fact that they're working in offices. But I do have a few questions:
- Why the deuce don't they think more about what people actually need? I'd be content if windows opened up and videos played as fast and reliably as they do here.
- Does that little, badly designed smart phone project the graphics on any surface or do I need to install "smart" furniture all over the place just to set up an interface?
- Instead of locking out the stolen phone and wiping the memory, why doesn't it do something useful? I'd suggest a coil of primer cord installed in the phone. One keystroke and I'd hear a satisfying WHUMP off in the distance.
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Primer cord. Plus the occasional battery that shorts out and catches fire. In one's pants. Do I sense a recipe for Hilarity Ensuing?
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