The Norwegian government is selling a surplus submarine base for $17.5 million.
It's not bad, though I'd have to see if there are any underground areas suitable for conversion into palatial living quarters and a Maze of Death. Also, since the existence of the base is already public knowledge, it would mean spending a few years establishing a cover that was suitably innocuous, yet explained why I took such severe measures as armed guards to ensure my privacy–not to mention the installation of a satellite tracking antenna.
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Whip up a green energy scam and Uncle Barry will find the loot to buy and fix up this lair, I mean Energy Research Center.
Better hurry though, even if you promise to donate to his campaign, November is getting close.
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