Monday, 4 June 2012

Possible base for Operation Hammerstrike

The Norwegian government is selling a surplus submarine base for $17.5 million.

It's not bad, though I'd have to see if there are any underground areas suitable for conversion into palatial living quarters and a Maze of Death.  Also, since the existence of the base is already public knowledge, it would mean spending a few years establishing a cover that was suitably innocuous, yet explained why I took such severe measures as armed guards to ensure my privacy–not to mention the installation of a satellite tracking antenna.

1 comment:

Neil A Russell said...

Whip up a green energy scam and Uncle Barry will find the loot to buy and fix up this lair, I mean Energy Research Center.

Better hurry though, even if you promise to donate to his campaign, November is getting close.