When cows want to party

For those who think that living in the country is all bucolic and peaceful, we present this episode of half a dozen cows who crashed a party in Boxford, Massachusetts:

The cows decided to help themselves to the Miller Lite and Bud Lite that the frightened, but uninjured partygoers left behind. “I saw one cow drinking the beer on its way down as it spilled off the table,” Lt. Riter reportedly said. “Some of the cows were also picking through the empties in the recycling bin… They just went in and helped themselves.”

Not only are cows mean drunks, but they have awful taste in beer.