Friday 15 June 2012

Bye, bye, Lenin

Do a Cromwell on him, I say.
Now that Mr Vladimir Putin is in for his fourth third term as president of Russia, it looks as though the mummy of Communist dictator Lenin may be taken out of its tomb and buried. Hopefully that red pillbox will be dynamited afterwards.

I for one am absolutely opposed to this.  It should be removed, beheaded as a regicide and its coconut stuck over the Kremlin gate.

Then turn his tomb into a McDonald's franchise.

3 comments:

Ironmistress said...

I would favour cremation. Just as what was done to Adolf Hitler. And his ashes should be dumped to Moskva River.

Eye for an eye, tooth for tooth, life for life, cremation for cremation.

Anonymous said...

He should be kept as a warning to others, after all he and those who followed made Hitler look like a rank amateur. Perhaps "It's not Genocide when WE do it"? I'm more concerned with the fact that his brain was removed some time ago - what happened to it? Is it like some Horror movie plot where he will keep coming back again and again? I mean, look at Castro... "Brainnnsssss....."

jayessell said...

... and when his skull was sawed open, instead of a human brain they found fine silver threads in a gelatin like substance.