What's for breakfast?

A proper breakfast

I have a joke that my family and friends sincerely wish I'd stop making while digging into leftover takeaway, but won't until I get a laugh: What's so strange about eating Chinese food for breakfast?  A billion people in China do it everyday.

Now the question of what Chinamen eat for breakfast is answered as well as for 49 other countries around the world.

However, they still fail to answer why 49 countries still refuse to tuck into a full English breakfast of eggs, bacon, sausage, baked beans, chips and a fried slice as God intended.