Sunday 22 April 2007

Sexing a Tomato

Tomato cucumber salad: The light lunch of Crusader depravity

From the AP on Al Qaeda in Iraq:
American commanders cite al-Qaida's severe brand of Islam, which is so extreme that in Baqouba, al-Qaida has warned street vendors not to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are different genders, Col. David Sutherland said.
The question is, which one gets the burkha?


Larry and Bob were unavailable for comment.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does the cucumber get to beat and rape the tomato in a manner protected by European interpretation of the law?

Anonymous said...

haha this post is real cool..

I am a friend from India and I know these mad people telling u that this should be done and that is illegal if u do that they have a universal remedy to behead people.

What a shit..
piss off...