I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.And the case against Ms. Crow's appointment as environment minister (or toilet attendant, for that matter) is proven.
Monday 23 April 2007
Wipe Out
Sheryl Crow on Saving the Planet:
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I gather Mexican is off the menu, then?
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