Thursday 26 April 2007

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British scientists have come up with a surveillance camera system that can read lips.

Marvellous. Add that to the cameras with built-in Tannoys, the ones hidden in bean tins, and the ones that spy on you before you do anything wrong, and you'll leave the thoughtcriminal no place to hide.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's get it over with and build one that lights people on fire...or better yet, lead the "proles" of Britain in revolution against Big Blairther once and for all.

Anonymous said...

Ok...and if we all take to the veil...what then eh ?

Anonymous said...

I second eldias' idea. Not the revolution bit, but the camera with attached flamethrower. That would be hilarious. :D
(You can't take this kind of news seriously, or you'll die of DMRS - Daily Mail Reader Syndrome.