Scientists have come up with the mathematical formula for the perfect head on a pint of beer.
Cancer cure any day now.
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Patience, patience. They'll get to it once they've worked out the formula for predicting the perfect browning of toast, how many squares of toilet paper is *really* enough, and how high a note Celine Dion must sing so she only offends the Canis genus.
1 comment:
Patience, patience. They'll get to it once they've worked out the formula for predicting the perfect browning of toast, how many squares of toilet paper is *really* enough, and how high a note Celine Dion must sing so she only offends the Canis genus.
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