Own a doggie? Is your pooch a bit plump? Then you'd better put him on a diet right quick or you'll be facing a fine of up to £20,000 or 51 weeks imprisonment.
The Ministry has yet to decide on compulsory morning calisthenics for dogs in front of the telescreen.
The Ministry has yet to decide on compulsory morning calisthenics for dogs in front of the telescreen.
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Hopefully, the puppy proletariat will uprise against Parliament in demand for mpre rations of Victory Bacon...
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