Tuesday 29 March 2011

PETA's prayer

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
PETA demands asks for a less "species-ist." translation of the Bible. No doubt they'd rather the apple to be swapped for a pork chop.

Personally, I'd prefer Exodus 22:18 changed to, "Thou shalt not suffer a Vegan to open his yap without telling him to go boil his head."

1 comment:

Chris Lopes said...

As the old saying goes "If God didn't want us to eat meat, He wouldn't have made lamb so tasty". :)