Friday 16 July 2010

Pay & Sit

I would love to endow a city park just so I can stipulate that only these benches should be installed.

Not necessarily because I'm misanthropic. I just want to get in on the ground floor before the local council twigs to the idea.

2 comments:

jayessell said...

Rather than spikes (which when
retracted still might damage
clothing) the slats should rotate to present an uncomfortable
surface, or fold up like theater
seats.

David said...

Hmmm... An improvement, but might I suggest Taser contacts?