Monday 19 July 2010

A modest suggestion

The BBC looks at the opening of London's first bicycle "superhighway" and discovers (no prizes) that it's useless.

What's interesting here is a comment from "Geoff", site visitor, who points out that Milton Keynes has purpose-built cycle lanes that are separate from the roads so that motor and pedal never meet. Without realising it, Geoff has hit upon the solution: Send all those spandex-clad pillocks and their over-priced, titanium-framed navigation hazards to that collection of architectural atrocities known as Milton Keynes and leave honest motorists and pedestrians in peace.

Cyclists and Milton Keynesians can sort out for themselves who is a punishment visited upon whom.

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