At last! A robot that fetches Guinness and makes sure no one else nicks it on the way.
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Wunderbear
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Or, alternatively, a robot that fetches the guiness, decides to try some, then...
...five hours later, wearing a traffic cone on its head and clutching a bottle on Tennants, it glasses Sarah Connor with the remains of a stolen pint glass.
All that's needed is a modified vending machine to drop the requested bottle into a modified R/C model car that would drive to the destination. A trained dog could be substituded for the model car.
In the TV series 'Friends' Joey solved this problem by having an ice-chest of beer by his chair.
Sarah Connor takes "the pledge" and goes teetotal just in case... It's bad enough being ignored by the barely human barstaff now without being ignored by a vacum cleaner with a beergut.
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Or, alternatively, a robot that fetches the guiness, decides to try some, then...
...five hours later, wearing a traffic cone on its head and clutching a bottle on Tennants, it glasses Sarah Connor with the remains of a stolen pint glass.
I like the beer throwing robot better.
All that's needed is a modified vending machine to drop the requested bottle into a modified R/C model car that would drive to the destination. A trained dog could be substituded for the model car.
In the TV series 'Friends' Joey solved this problem by having an ice-chest of beer by his chair.
Sarah Connor takes "the pledge" and goes teetotal just in case...
It's bad enough being ignored by the barely human barstaff now without being ignored by a vacum cleaner with a beergut.
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