Camping at the office until you can barely keep your eyes open? Caffeine no longer doing the trick? Social life nil? Haven't seen the sky for days? Can't remember the last time you saw the wife and kids? Do you even have a wife and kids?
Then you need an Energypod. This $8000 piece of modernist furniture gives you the privacy for a 20-minute nap, plus "a discord of vibration and acoustic alarm" to make sure you don't waste too much valuable work time on pointless things like sleep.
Or you could just admit to yourself that your job is bloody insane and make a career change.
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Let's try to find the silver lining: I hear the Chinese only give you seven minutes in the hyberbolic naptime chamber...and it wakes you up with a gradeschool-style yardstick wrap to the knuckles.
Thank God for good ol'capitalism.
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