Sick to death of being spied on by all those CCTV cameras? Fancy a drive in the country to get away from the Thought Police for a bit?
You won't, you know.
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Anonymous
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Augh, that's it.
I've had enough of the Ministry of Love kicking liberty in the codpiece across the pond. It doesn't matter if its another country screwing itself into the ground; they're my fellow free men...and I just know the Dems are salivating at the prospect of CCTV-ing up the States.
So here's my proposal to fix this once and for all:
I say that anyone who holds liberty as sacrosanct buy a ticket to Britain. (if you're there already, wait for us at Heathrow) Once we are all assembled, we shall take to the streets of London, and embark on our penultimate display of protest:
Whenever we see a CCTV-eye-of-Sauron, we drop trou and give them the two cheek salute.
Believe me, enough obese Americans, hairy Mediterranean’s and lily-white Anglo-Saxons we can get to join us will cause such an overwhelming slew of "sick days" called in at the CCTV observatory tower, that the cost of maintaing the system will outweigh its effectiveness.
And we shall rejoice in the streets as *The Man* gathers up the now-useless CCTV cameras all across London, with banners of Locke and Jefferson flying high into the breeze...
...or, you know, we could just raid the nearest sports store for golf clubs and cricket bats...
1 comment:
Augh, that's it.
I've had enough of the Ministry of Love kicking liberty in the codpiece across the pond. It doesn't matter if its another country screwing itself into the ground; they're my fellow free men...and I just know the Dems are salivating at the prospect of CCTV-ing up the States.
So here's my proposal to fix this once and for all:
I say that anyone who holds liberty as sacrosanct buy a ticket to Britain. (if you're there already, wait for us at Heathrow) Once we are all assembled, we shall take to the streets of London, and embark on our penultimate display of protest:
Whenever we see a CCTV-eye-of-Sauron, we drop trou and give them the two cheek salute.
Believe me, enough obese Americans, hairy Mediterranean’s and lily-white Anglo-Saxons we can get to join us will cause such an overwhelming slew of "sick days" called in at the CCTV observatory tower, that the cost of maintaing the system will outweigh its effectiveness.
And we shall rejoice in the streets as *The Man* gathers up the now-useless CCTV cameras all across London, with banners of Locke and Jefferson flying high into the breeze...
...or, you know, we could just raid the nearest sports store for golf clubs and cricket bats...
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