Thursday 22 January 2009

Chriac Mauled by Clinically Depressed Poodle

It isn't often that justice falls into such perfect poetic balance.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chriac? Is it safe to say you typed this one quickly?

Sergej said...

Poor poodle!

Anonymous said...

These freakin decorated poodles are alienated from others of their species and carried by humans in their purses.
It would be very interesting if we could look at how a poodle's mind develops in such an unproductive environment (these news are a hint), and it would provide you some awesome brutal entertainment if you would watch how a poodle gets torn apart after failing to deal with normal dogs. I can imagine it now :)))

Anonymous said...

i hate poodles. ovregrown rats they are. They aren't cute, they can't supply milk, meat or pelts to make cloths with, they are useless.

P.S. i hate poodles, but LABRODoodles are AWESOME!!

Sergej said...

Anonymous, I disagree. The present case itself contradicts your thesis: poodles are useful, if nothing else, for biting Jacques Chiracques with. QED.

"Labradoodles" on the other hand, could not have enough redeeming qualities to make up for their goofy-ass name, even if they tried.