Bulletproof Bathtub

Presenting for you enjoyment a bathtub made out of bulletproof glass. On the plus side, it will stop high-velocity sniper rounds in their tracks. On the minus, the would-be assassin will be able to see you chubby thighs.

So if you're a person at risk of violent death who is completely unashamed of your body, then this is the tub for you.