Home security system not doing its job? Not enough of a deterrent? Or maybe the old silent alarm thing lacks entertainment value? Then consider the Ionatron Portal Denial System. It not only shoots cool lasers, but the beams ionise the air as they pass, producing a conducting channel to carry electric shocks.
The dog will never drink out of the toilet again.
2 comments:
Ooh. I wants for our house.
Also, does anyone else, whenever they read the title, hear it being spoken by Sean Connery?
In fine print of the users manual:
"Not suitable as protection from Id Monsters."
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