Friday, 28 January 2011

Help!

Former Miss Canada finalist Miss Mary-Lu Zahalan-Kennedy is the first person to win an MA in Beatles Studies from Liverpool Hope University.

I hope she knows how to make a dry cappuccino because this is when reality starts to kick in.

1 comment:

Sergej said...

Won't work. You need at least one hyphen to qualify for work at most coffee shops. Granted the name "Mary-Lu Zahalan-Kennedy" itself has several, but I'm not sure they would count.

I've wondered for a while if I could originate some field of hyphenated studies of my own. Nerdo-American Studies, for instance. It is certainly a field in which I may claim to have some expertise. And its under-representation in such areas as being attractive to human females and picking up things more massive than a fake-cheese-themed chip, is nothing short of shameful. I figure, if I play my cards right, I'll have universities fighting over me, as the founder of the field. Symposium participants would be expected to bring their own bags of funny-shaped dice.