Thursday 4 March 2010

Wish fulfillment


PETA wants Knut the polar bear castrated.

That's only because they can't do it to the rest of us. Mind you, since animal rights activists also want animals to have the power (right makes no sense here) to sue human beings, maybe we have something interesting brewing. Since the animals can never sue anyone, it will be their activist proxies who will do the suing, so maybe Knut can be the epicentre of an internecine court battle that will bankrupt these human haters for good.

Correction: Sorry, "human haters" is unfair. Since they want all domestic animals to be driven to extinction, that should read "human and animal haters."

As to the whole dog in a manger animals-suing-by-proxy thing, let's hope it never comes to pass, because we are not that rich to be that stupid.

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