Having solved all other food-related problems, the Food Standards Agency harangues the masses about the evils of concession snacks at the cinema.Dear Lord, who buys a giant tub of popcorn with extra butter under the impression that it's remotely healthy?
Update: Sensing that they're on a roll, the FSA also says that CCTV 'should be installed in slaughterhouses to ensure animal welfare'.
In other news, Ephemeral Isle calls for CCTV be installed in the offices of the FSA to ensure that they're not acting like a load of jumped up, self-righteous busybodies who imagine that they have a right to stick their noses into other people's business.
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