And Mrs Harriet Harman said unto the people of
Airstrip One Britain, "Thou shalt not mock Vegans, for that is an abomination unto me."
And the people of
Airstrip One Britain said unto Mrs Harman, "If we didn't mock Vegans we wouldn't have anything to say to the hypocritical, self-righteous, little nut burgers."
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Does pronouncing it "Vegans" ("veygans"), instead of "veegans", you know, as if they're from outer space, count as mocking? Much as I dislike giving offense to people (unless I know them and know that they need offending), this thing itself pretty much requires mocking. Oh, I know! what if I declared that I believed myself to be Kong-Har Poobah, exiled Emperor of the Moon-Mushroom People or Mare Frigoris? Would I become Protected? Could I get money?
And also---"equalities minister"? Huh?
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