Thursday 25 February 2010

Greasing the slippery slope


Break out the prejudometer. We're deep in Peter Simple territory here.

Times headline:
'Choose women, gay and disabled judges over white, middle-class men'
How can we suffer such timid half measures in a go-ahead, non-judgmental, tolerant, post-modern society? Why not just bar white, middle-class men from being judges at all? Better yet, make it illegal for them to vote, own property, hold any public office, or any private executive position? Or indeed, to show their foul, racist, class-ridden, patriarchal faces in public under any circumstances?

Universal castration and selected street executions for the least enlightened will, of course, be phased in gradually.

Then, and only then, will we have Social Justice.

In related news: In the words of Dr Heinz Kiosk, his eyes revolving rapidly in opposite directions, WE ARE ALL GUILTY!

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