Monday 8 February 2010

Dr Spacely-Trellis, call your service

It's an historic moment as the go-ahead Church of England bellows "screw Christian doctrine!" and thunders off into irrelevancy.

Expect joyous guitar strumming and tambourine banging at churches interfaith and non-faith, LGBTQQSAAATSQED-friendly, vegan, non-judgmental, dolphin-safe, gun and nuclear-free, carbon-free, sustainable community centres* across Britain.

*Those that still haven't been turned into coffee shops or mosques, of course.

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