Sweet Mother of God! I'll wake up any moment. I've got to wake up. I've GOT TO!
Tuesday 10 July 2007
The Nightmare
You're aboard an All Nippon Airways Boeing 787 Dreamliner flying at 50,000 feet. You're over the Pacific ocean a thousand miles from anywhere. Nature calls and you casually, but quickly walk to the convenience only to be confronted by this where the toilet should be.
Sweet Mother of God! I'll wake up any moment. I've got to wake up. I've GOT TO!
Sweet Mother of God! I'll wake up any moment. I've got to wake up. I've GOT TO!
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I'd just shrug, whiz on the floor, then leave.
Plebian, yes, but it saves unnecessary experimentation.
Don't diss the Japanese robo-toilets until you've tried them. When I went to Japan, every trip to the loo was a pleasure: warm seat, gentle massage, quiet operation. Alright, so it helps to be a bit of a gadget freak, too. :)
Could be worse....
http://www.ee.ryerson.ca:8080/~elf/aso/zeroGtoilet.html
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