Tuesday 31 July 2007

More Money Than Sense

Does your dog hate being left out of the trendy, and incredibly expense, oxygen therapy fad? Do you have a fat bank account and all the common sense of a retarded Belgian hamster? Then get out the plastic, ring up the AirPress company and order the O2 Dog oxygen therapy system.

And don't be put off by thoughts of canine claustrophobia or the fact that O2 Dog looks suspiciously like AirPress's Dog-in-a-Can, Pickle-a-Poodle, and Terrier Time Capsule.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ah, yes. Nuts to folks starving in East Africa and murdered throughout the Middle East. If Rover's got a migrane, we've got a fighting chance.