Apparently, the correct way to defend yourself against crocodiles is to stick your thumb in its eye, while for tigers the correct procedure is to use a wooden soup ladle to apply a sound beating about the head and shoulders.
Personally, I prefer to employ solutions that involve large bullets discharged at a very high rate of fire.
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I'd recall the best remedy against tigers is a mask with a face painted on, attached to the backside of your head.
A tiger always attacks from behind - it relies on surprise instead of winning a fair fight. When it sees someone with a face on its back, it hesitates from attacking and leaves him alone.
Doesn't work with crocs, though.
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