Monday, 28 February 2011
Stanley F-16
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Robots
Radio rockets
Needs more work. |
Interesting, though they're a bit vague on the technical details.
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Future Past,
Weapons
ATLAS
Still can't make the tea. |
Just don't give them Genuine People Personalities.
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Robots
Sunday, 27 February 2011
Saturday, 26 February 2011
Friday, 25 February 2011
Glorious news!
Attention All Outer Party Members
Glorious news, Comrades! The Ministry of Plenty announces that the meat ration is increased to 70 grams per day.
Listen to them
We need both and much more. |
Ten retired senior military officers have written to the prime minister to voice their concerns over the loss of the aircraft carrier HMS Ark Royal.You'd think that the Coalition had learned something after this week's disastrous evacuation of British nationals from Libya spearheaded by a lone Royal Navy frigate already slated for the scrapyard. Where's Jack Fisher now that we need him?
Mr Cameron: Recommission the Ark Royal, bring back the Harriers, stop scrapping ships, increase defence spending, and demonstrate to the world that the ivory knob that you call a head is for more than resting your hat on.
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Britain,
Libya,
Royal Navy
Coral Reef
Welcome to Insta-Slum. |
Aquaculture farms and grey water recycling plants filter and process the water before sending it into the sea. The entire complex is carbon neutral and powered via a number of different renewable energy sources. Power would be generated from thermal energy conversion under the pier, marine currents, vertical axis wind turbines, and solar photovoltaics.
Of course, seeing as Haiti isn't Hong Kong or Manhattan, you could just build small homes on normal plots of land, hook them up to a decent sanitation system, and then lay in a power grid with an honest-to-Fermi power plant that produces more power than the Haitians need so they can progress rather than never enough so they remain dirt poor, but where's the fun in that?
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Architecture,
Environmentalism,
Haiti
Flying carpet car
Paleo Future looks at hovercars, which Tales of Future Past has touched on as well.
Think of this next time you hit a pot hole.
Think of this next time you hit a pot hole.
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Future Past,
Motor Car
Distributeur automatique de Pain
No doubt it's located next to the wine machine.
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Food,
France,
Technology
Thursday, 24 February 2011
Compulsory volunteerism: The face of hypocrisy
From the BBC (emphasis added):
What''s the difference between Labour, Conservatives, and Liberal Democrats? Nothing at all, gentlemen. Nothing at all.
Former minister Lord Davies of Abersoch will urge FTSE 350 companies to boost the number of women at the board table to 20% by 2013 and 25% by 2015. But he is expected to stop short of imposing quotas, unless the voluntary measures fail.Run that by me again. You won't be compelled unless you don't do what the Inner Party tells you to do? I thought we were supposed be shot of this totalitarian mindset, but I must have been mistaken.
What''s the difference between Labour, Conservatives, and Liberal Democrats? Nothing at all, gentlemen. Nothing at all.
IQ Alarm
Could be worse. Could be story problems. |
I can't even answer questions like "Who are you?" until I've had my tea, so I hope this comes with a large rubber mallet that I can use as a back up.
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Technology
Do you need limes?
Popular Mechanics describes how to make a laser out of a gin and tonic.
I tried this myself, but I kept running out of gin and then I had to go and have a little lie down.
I tried this myself, but I kept running out of gin and then I had to go and have a little lie down.
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Drink,
Technology
Commander Stryker, call your service
"Interceptors, immediate launch." |
The aggressor who sets up the first interplanetary outpost on the moon (sic) can dominate not only the world but the entire solar system.That statement raised a few eyebrows on Jupiter.
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Future Past,
Moon,
Moonbase
Wednesday, 23 February 2011
Nicholas Courtney (1929-2011)
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Hmmm.... Jenkins!
Jenkins: Sah!
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Chap with wings there. Five rounds rapid.
Actor Mr Nicholas Courtney, best known for playing Brigadier General Alastair Lethbridge Stewart on Doctor Who when it was still Doctor Who and not a jumped-up sex farce, has passed on at the age of 81 after a brief illness.
I understand that at his funeral there will be an honour guard firing five rounds rapid.
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Britain,
Television
Trident saved?
The defence secretary Dr Liam Fox claims that the number of Trident submarines will not be cut.
Good news, but I won't trust Dr Fox unless he provides hostages.
On a related point, notice how the BBC always has time to go running to CND (Scottish branch this time) for a quote whenever the topic is the Independent Deterrent. Funny how they never bring up the inconvenient fact that CND Scotland's leader Alan Mackinnon is a Communist. Perhaps airing that he's an adherent to an ideology responsible for the death of upwards of 100 million people and the enslavement of a sixth of the world's population might make his motives seem less than pure.
Good news, but I won't trust Dr Fox unless he provides hostages.
On a related point, notice how the BBC always has time to go running to CND (Scottish branch this time) for a quote whenever the topic is the Independent Deterrent. Funny how they never bring up the inconvenient fact that CND Scotland's leader Alan Mackinnon is a Communist. Perhaps airing that he's an adherent to an ideology responsible for the death of upwards of 100 million people and the enslavement of a sixth of the world's population might make his motives seem less than pure.
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Britain,
Royal Navy
Bachelor cusine
From Chicago Boyz:
A nap under a convenient tree afterward rounded out the afternoon nicely.
Never go to Costco hungry. But if you do, a Leatherman tool works really well for cutting up the roast chicken you start eating in the parking lot. And you will be extremely grateful for that roll of paper towels you find in the trunk of your car, trust me on this.This sounds a lot like my standard lunch when I went on walking tours back in England. I'd collect a rotisserie chicken from the local butchers, a small loaf from the baker, and a bottle of cheap white wine from the offy, find a quiet bit of countryside and tuck in (though I preferred a Swiss Army knife).
BTW, this is why you always want to buy two chickens, to insure that at least one of them makes it home intact.
A nap under a convenient tree afterward rounded out the afternoon nicely.
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Food
Power of Decision
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Cold War,
United States
Tuesday, 22 February 2011
Whatever happened to that carrier holiday?
But.. But they promised! |
Arab uprising exposes Britain’s naval weaknessWhat? You mean the Royal Navy might need to evacuate British nationals or show some firepower to influence events? A pity we don't have any aircraft carriers!
Update: Solution: Who needs a navy? Send charter planes!
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Britain,
Royal Navy
Mind control
Does it only work with Germans?
Freie Universität Berlin develops an experimental system for driving a car with your mind.
I have that now, but it involves using my mind to make my body work the wheel and pedals. I believe in off the shelf technology
Art course
Her Majesty's Diamond Jubillee emblem designed by a 10-year old.
Well, it's better than looking as if it was.
Well, it's better than looking as if it was.
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Britain,
Royal Family
Monday, 21 February 2011
Betrayal
Castrated |
When Britain withdraws from Afghanistan in 2015, the Treasury will be knocking on the door of the MoD with a very big hammer – there will be a substantial reduction in troops numbers leaving an Army with a strength of circa 80,000. We will be moving into an era of sharing capabilities with our European allies. The days of being able to do everything are long gone.This is the lowest since the reign of George IV–and then we had a navy capable of seeing off any possible combination of forces. What galls me more is that the Coalition thinks that cooing over how it's time for us to give up our independence to our European
Welcome to Britain: Three main political parties, none of whom back their own country.
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Britain,
British Army,
Coalition
Gob Bluth, call your service
Introducing the Solowheel. For the low, low price of only $1500 you can permanently destroy any sense of dignity you once possessed.
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Technology
President Soetobakh Dunham
? |
However, the fact that Mr Obama has spent millions keeping his birth records sealed has always suggested to me, and now it turns out the US Supreme Court, that there is something more embarrassing than sinister going on here: Is his name really Barack Hussein Obama? Leaving aside the fact that until he got into politics Mr Obama always went by the name of "Barry", Hillbuzz points out that, given his adoption by his stepfather, Mr Obama may not be Mr Obama. He may be Barry Soetoro, Soetobakh Soetoro, Soetoro Soetobakh, or Soetobakh Dunham. Where the Supreme Court comes in on all this is that it raises the question; if Mr Obama is using an assumed name, is his signature legal?
That would make things interesting
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Law,
Obama,
United States
Going backwards by going forwards
From the BBC:
Empire Union. It's only an "experiment" and will only be done if the British people want it, but how many unpopular and unsuccessful experiments of recent decades have become permanent fixtures?
How ironic that the land of GMT will no longer observe it.
A "tourism strategy" will include a plan to move the clocks in line with most of Europe, bringing lighter evenings but darker mornings."Tourism strategy", my great aunt. This has far more to do with bringing the province of Britain into line with the rest of the European
How ironic that the land of GMT will no longer observe it.
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Britain
Sunday, 20 February 2011
Saturday, 19 February 2011
Friday, 18 February 2011
Service resumes
For those of you who have been trying to visit Tales of Future Past or have been trying to send me e-mails without success, I apologise. There was a dispute with my hosting service that has now been resolved.
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Misc
Stiff upper rubbish
A dying breed or just out of favour? |
"Well, when (Emperor Carelinus) got as far as the coast of Muntab, it was said that he stood on the shore and wept. Some philosopher told him that there were more worlds out there somewhere, and that he'd never be able to conquer them. Er... That reminded me a bit of you"
Cohen strolled along in silence for a moment.
"Yeah," he said at last." Yeah, I can see how that could be. Only not so sissy, obviously."
Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero
The BBC asserts that the emotional incontinence at the death of Princess Diana was not a sign of the decay, but rather Britain's true character because Britain never really had a stiff upper lip to begin with. Why? Because Britain mourned the passing of a great hero in 1805 and in 1990 Paul Gascoigne was a big girly blouse.
I've seen paper boats better constructed than this argument.
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Britain
Bananas of Doom
But they look so innocent! |
Great. Now we have to worry about the dirty banana bomb.
Thursday, 17 February 2011
Lucky find
Via Lileks.
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Animation,
United States
Fractions
The Royal Navy and RAF may have taken insane cuts, but at least the Royal Marines haven't been decimated.
Decimation would have reduced them a tenth. They've cut recruitment by a third.
Maybe our enemies won't notice.
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Britain,
Royal Marines
Needs debugging
A wife asks her husband, a software engineer: "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six." A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."
Via reddit
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Humour
Wednesday, 16 February 2011
Mad Men revising
Libertas looks at the hit television series Mad Men and examines its revisionism of the 1960s. It's an interesting perspective and the links are well worth following, though some of the revision of early 1960s America is less, I suspect, deliberate than the result of soap opera plots revolving around a profession that was already pretty dysfunctional to begin with.
My wife and I have recently been watching the entire series so far on DVD and I've found it both impressive and perplexing. It's impressive because the producers are obviously putting a great deal of effort into recreating New York in the 1960s, but perplexing that they're getting so much attention for doing what the BBC does half a dozen times before lunch. There are entire antique markets that cater specifically to BBC production companies–and that's just the ones doing remakes of Pride and Prejudice. As I've said elsewhere, the production values of the show are meticulous, the acting is often, though not always, first rate, and the direction tolerably restrained. Where it falls down, as in most cases today, is in the writing. It's not bad, but it isn't good. As character studies, the episodes work very well. It's pity that they are nearly devoid of plot. Events happen, they go away, and I wonder why they even bothered to put them in. I often end up watching the credits and wondering what the point of any of the last hour was. It is, in many ways, a pretty lifeless series and some of the acting often has a rout feel about it. Still, every now and again they roll out something like Don Draper's carousel speech and I'm willing to hang around a bit longer.
As to the revisionism: Yes, the producer does have a very large axe to grind and he's admitted that he's a great admirer of the counterculture '60s. The original idea, as we can see from the very crudely written pilot, was to set up these horribly repressed Eisenhower era types, show how ghastly they were, make us all suitably outraged, and then roll in the Summer of Love to make it all better. It worked for Chocolat and Pleasantville, so why not Mad Men? So far I'm with David Ross and his assessment, but I differ in that I argue that by choosing the bizarre world of Madison Avenue Mad Men undermines its own argument and by, as Ross says, focusing on the adults the show makes the era attractive by showing the sophistication and maturity that modern society has lost–even if it is the pseudo-sophistication of Manhattan. This latter is the ultimate irony because even though the producers still hang their straw men in the air, they've made their world so interesting that they've no choice but to treat it with some measure of respect.
One thing I've noticed about the show is that so many of the "outrageous" social attitudes of the time that we're supposed to shake our heads at ring so false. Not that they didn't happen, but that the consequences were in real life very different. Yes, men could be very vulgar to women, for example, but where in Mad Men it's just part of the milieu, in the real 1960s it would have resulted in the vulgarian being quietly cornered in a broom cupboard by his fellow male coworkers and pounded in the wedding vegetables. Much more effective than sensitivity sessions.
In the end, I suspect that the producers are in for a bit of a shock. They may be aiming at, in Ross's words, the way in which "Baby Boomers have always justified their berserk torching of the culture", but I suspect that they will backfire and not invoke smug satisfaction at the conflagration, but a growing anger at what was lost, for all its faults, in exchange for what replaced it.
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Television,
United States
Hai'ku stairs
Here's something I didn't know existed when my boat was based in Hawaii. It's a flight of stairs that run up the spine of one of the mountains that bisect the island of Oahu.
It's probably a good thing I didn't know about it because if I did, some silly bugger would have wanted me to climb it.
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Hawaii,
United States
Treepods
Messrs Mario Caceres and Cristian Canonico bestow upon Boston, MA and the world the Treepods: Biomimic constructs that scrub pollutants from the air; making for a healthier, happier community.
Bear in mind that the "pollutant" in question is carbon dioxide, which is actually a perfectly safe gas that is part of the natural respiration cycle, but the High Priests of Blessed Gaia have declared CO2 anathema, so who are we mere mortals to question their divine wisdom? I imagine that we are also not allowed to question their arithmetic as to how this is in any way superior to those other things... The whatsits... Trees, that's it. I understand that they have something of the same function as well without looking like a 1970s table lamp.
Bear in mind that the "pollutant" in question is carbon dioxide, which is actually a perfectly safe gas that is part of the natural respiration cycle, but the High Priests of Blessed Gaia have declared CO2 anathema, so who are we mere mortals to question their divine wisdom? I imagine that we are also not allowed to question their arithmetic as to how this is in any way superior to those other things... The whatsits... Trees, that's it. I understand that they have something of the same function as well without looking like a 1970s table lamp.
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Boston,
Environmentalism,
Massachusetts,
United States
Tuesday, 15 February 2011
News you can use
Apparently, the correct way to defend yourself against crocodiles is to stick your thumb in its eye, while for tigers the correct procedure is to use a wooden soup ladle to apply a sound beating about the head and shoulders.
Personally, I prefer to employ solutions that involve large bullets discharged at a very high rate of fire.
Personally, I prefer to employ solutions that involve large bullets discharged at a very high rate of fire.
Pedal abuse of power
Remember our boys on the Malabar Front. |
Portable pedal machines could be used in every office to improve the health of workers, according to scientists in the US.It's at this point that I start to wonder why they don't just have us assemble for mandatory calisthenics in front of the telescreen and be done with it.
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Ingsoc,
United States
Coffee consumption
Here's an interesting graphic that charts the per capita coffee consumption around the world.
Two insights: Finland downs 12 kg of coffee per year and the United States 4.2 kg. Given how much coffee I've seen consumed in Western Washington, I can only conclude that vast regions of the USA are utterly devoid of the hallowed bean in order to bring down the average.
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Food
Monday, 14 February 2011
That's....AAARRRRGGHHH!!!!
You would think that after that nasty Numberwang incident they'd have learned the folly of mixing computers and game shows.
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Computers,
Television,
United States
Cutting away the muscle
From the Telegraph:
It's a bit like a vending machine I once encountered that would refuse to provide a cup and then dispensed the coffee straight down the drain.
Update: And if you're sacking pilots, why not get rid of coast guard stations and heavy tugs as well?
This isn't saving money; it's cutting capabilities.
A quarter of RAF trainee pilots are to be sacked in a cost-cutting cull that threatens to leave the Armed Forces short of airmen.If you're going to scrap perfectly good aircraft, build carriers you never intend to use, and retire warships that still have decades of life in them, then sacking pilots a few air hours short of qualification after spending £300 million on their training makes the same sort of perverted sense.
It's a bit like a vending machine I once encountered that would refuse to provide a cup and then dispensed the coffee straight down the drain.
Update: And if you're sacking pilots, why not get rid of coast guard stations and heavy tugs as well?
This isn't saving money; it's cutting capabilities.
Future cooking
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Future Past,
United States
Road tunes
Cassette car stereos go the way of the 8-track–mainly to get out of the way of the CD car stereos, which are going away in 2015.
Looks like it's time to replace my motor's current audio system.
Looks like it's time to replace my motor's current audio system.
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Motor Car
Sunday, 13 February 2011
Saturday, 12 February 2011
Friday, 11 February 2011
Lions administered by bureaucratic donkeys
Just another day of public sector work.. |
From the Telegraph:
The head civil servant at the Ministry of Defence has been given a stern rebuke for likening soldiers fighting on the front line to “public sector workers”There's one job that no one will miss if she's sacked.
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Britain,
British Army
Munivo
Mr Calin Giubega gives the world the "Munivo"; an ultrasonic sensor that guides the blind by drawing "symbols and directions" on the user's palm.
Just don't ask him why the transceiver isn't mounted like a wristwatch and hooked to a Bluetooth earpiece to provide spoken directions. That sort of practicality makes for some deep sulks on his part.
Just don't ask him why the transceiver isn't mounted like a wristwatch and hooked to a Bluetooth earpiece to provide spoken directions. That sort of practicality makes for some deep sulks on his part.
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Technology
Thursday, 10 February 2011
The future just isn't what it used to be
I was willing to go along with this until the dreaded word "sustainable" appeared, then it veered a hard left and smacked into a sustainable brick wall.
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Future Past,
Motor Car,
United States
Instant Underpants
How many times have you found yourself desperately in need of a clean pair of pants? That many? How unfortunate.
Worry no more. With Instant Underpants you'll never be caught short again. Just add water and you've got a clean pair ready to go. It's a wet pair, but you can't have everything.
Worry no more. With Instant Underpants you'll never be caught short again. Just add water and you've got a clean pair ready to go. It's a wet pair, but you can't have everything.
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Technology
Missing a tiny detail
The Obama Administration’s dream of seeing 1 million electric vehicles on the road is laudable and necessary, but it’s going to require a Herculean effort if we’re to pull it off.According to the article, it will take innovation, cooperation between industry and government, expanded infrastructure, and high production targets.
They seem to have overlooked one little detail in this plan that is more suited to a 1930s tractor factory in Stalingrad: People don't want ghastly little G-Wizes that can't outrun a moped, make you choose between the windscreen wipers and the headlamps, take hours to recharge and have so small a range that going into town for a loaf of bread becomes a ten-mile walk home. Apparently, the idea of letting private industry follow the profit motive and produce a practical vehicle that people actually prefer never entered Mr Obama's Olympian mind.
The only question is, how many tables does Mr Obama wish to see built?
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Environmentalism,
Motor Car,
Obama,
United States
Wednesday, 9 February 2011
Pointless immortality
A companion piece celebrates his successful potty training. |
Next up: I create a giant fresco to commemorate the discovery that Carl the Cattle Dog is allergic to fleas.
Toy atom lab
Conclusive proof that kids today are wimps. |
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Future Past,
United States
Tuesday, 8 February 2011
Beat the retreat
Mr Cameron has no idea what this is for. |
Britain is to abandon its warship patrols of the Caribbean for the first time since the second world war because of the navy's funding crisis, the Guardian has learned.Mr David Cameron deserves to be flogged through the fleet for this. However, considering what the little git has done to the fleet he probably wouldn't suffer anything worse than a paper cut.
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Britain,
Caribbean,
Insanity,
Royal Navy
Asbos out
The Coalition is considering scrapping the Asbos in favour of a new system to deal with minor offenders on the spot.
Personally, I'd go with giving the police the power to confiscate a yobbo's, shoes, trousers and wallet so that the young hoodlum has a memorable walk home.
Personally, I'd go with giving the police the power to confiscate a yobbo's, shoes, trousers and wallet so that the young hoodlum has a memorable walk home.
Secondhand shuttle
According to USA Today, United Space Alliance, the Boeing/Lockheed Martin consortium that operates the Space Shuttle for NASA, wants to buy two of the retiring spacecraft to use commercially.
Great. Now I'm in a bidding war and I still haven't finished making the payments on the orbital death ray yet.
Great. Now I'm in a bidding war and I still haven't finished making the payments on the orbital death ray yet.
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NASA,
Space,
United States
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