Sunday, 10 August 2008

Save the Planet(TM); Eat a Kangaroo

Scientists in Australia claim that eating kangaroos will fight global warming because 'roos don't fart greenhouse gases. I would have thought that since cows do, eating more beef would be the answer.

Sounds like propaganda from Big Kangaroo to me.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How does this miracle (not venting methane) not happen? It's a herbivore just like the rest...

Sergej said...

Carbon offsets. Each and every kangaroo is born with a small counter... down there, and after every big meal of beans and sauerkraut, it hops on over to the nearest branch of Al Gore, inc. and performs its ritual apology for existing.

Placental mammals do not handicap themselves in this way, which is why they have pretty much taken over the world while marsupials only thrive in the proximity of Vegemite.