Eh, 'Eck

Advice from a Tory think tank for those who are struggling with life in the north of England:

FLEE!!

It's novel, I'll grant you, but I'd have more respect for their wanting to evacuate everything north of a line drawn between the Mersey and the Humber if they hadn't been saying the same thing every day since they missed the last train home on their one and only visit to Liverpool on a rainy Saturday night in 1973.