Sunday, 24 June 2007

William Wallace, Call Your Service


Scotland: A nation of an indomitable people whose proud heritage of fighting spirit has become a banner of liberty throughout the world.

Scotland: Land of the free and home of the brave.

Scotland: A people who will stand up for what is rightfully theirs even in the face of hopeless odds.

Scotland: Where you now need a licence for your sporran.

God help us all.

2 comments:

jabrwok said...

Lovely. Guilty until proven, via licensure, innocent.

And I thought this kind of idiocy was restricted to Iran and such benighted places:-(

Anonymous said...

"The legislation applies to animals killed after 1994."

Way to weave around that nasty bit of ex post facto, Scotland.

Am I the only one would love to see the look on the face of the poor shmuck sent to confiscate a tartan that's wrapped up a Scot's nethers for twelve years.