Thursday, 21 June 2007

And a Pint of Yogurt, Please


British police are considering equipping officers with tiny milk floats personal electric scooters capable of reaching speeds comparable to that of a clapped-out push bike.

The cunning of this scheme is breathtaking. Criminals will be so helpless with laughter that the police will be able to scoop them up like dead flies.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great. Mounted cops, bike cops and now, Segway cops.

Is there any way to make being on the force more like a high school AV club?