British police are considering equipping officers with
tiny milk floats personal electric scooters capable of reaching speeds comparable to that of a clapped-out push bike.
The cunning of this scheme is breathtaking. Criminals will be so helpless with laughter that the police will be able to scoop them up like dead flies.
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Great. Mounted cops, bike cops and now, Segway cops.
Is there any way to make being on the force more like a high school AV club?
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