Saturday 9 June 2007

Driving Ambition


Robert Gifford, executive director of the Parliamentary Advisory Council for Transport Safety (PACTS), has suggested that prospective drivers in Britain should be given psychometric tests because some drivers have the "wrong attitude to the road."

Meanwhile, drivers have suggested that Robert Gifford should be given psychometric tests because he has the "wrong attitude to freeborn Englishmen who have had it up to the back teeth with jumped-up, micromanaging, technocratic busybodies."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can someone smack Mr. Gifford with a rolled up copy of the Magna Carta? Preferably one with a lead paperweight inside...

Shadowfirebird said...

Yes! Thank you! Brilliant!