Thursday 14 June 2007

I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Dave


I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

The computer that controls the International Space Station's orientation, oxygen and water has suffered a failure.

Though mission control insists that there is no cause for alarm, the crew has been told to disregard any computer suggestions to go outside to fix the communications antenna.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The Russian computers failed, eh?Has Yakov Smirnoff been notified? If not, thank you God...