Not only should the little oik's case be thrown out, but he should be required to sit through a detailed five-hour lecture on the process of curing Parma hams.
Wednesday, 22 December 2010
Fitting the crime
Not only should the little oik's case be thrown out, but he should be required to sit through a detailed five-hour lecture on the process of curing Parma hams.
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How about put him and his parents in 'sensitivity training' class. Unfortunately, in this topsy-turvy world, the teacher will be forced into such a class. Ugh!
--Stephanie
Ah Parma Ham the mysterious substance that becomes NOT Parma Ham if it is sliced in the UK. Apparently under a bizarre (when are they not?) EU Soviet ruling Parma Ham is only Parma Ham if sliced there but NOT if you buy a joint and slice it here in the UK!
This little oik should be placed on the Bacon Buttie counter for the next six months (As well as ensuring an adequate supply of HP sauce. Butties, Bacon, for the use of).
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