A walking stick with a built-in torch–and a 1 million volt stun stick.
I really must invest in one for my old age. The cat won't know what hit it.
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Tom
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I run 2 miles before sunup. People around here let their dogs out at night. So, I have been attacked. " Oh, Ripper, (a pit bull) I have something for you.
3 comments:
I run 2 miles before sunup. People around here let their dogs out at night. So, I have been attacked. " Oh, Ripper, (a pit bull) I have something for you.
It is a way to persuade those damned kids to stay off of one's lawn.
"What are you going to do, old man?
Hit me with your BZZZZZZTTTT!!!"
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