Wednesday 22 December 2010

Fitting the crime

A Muslim "student" in Spain takes his teacher to court for talking about ham.

Not only should the little oik's case be thrown out, but he should be required to sit through a detailed five-hour lecture on the process of curing Parma hams.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about put him and his parents in 'sensitivity training' class. Unfortunately, in this topsy-turvy world, the teacher will be forced into such a class. Ugh!

--Stephanie

Anonymous said...

Ah Parma Ham the mysterious substance that becomes NOT Parma Ham if it is sliced in the UK. Apparently under a bizarre (when are they not?) EU Soviet ruling Parma Ham is only Parma Ham if sliced there but NOT if you buy a joint and slice it here in the UK!
This little oik should be placed on the Bacon Buttie counter for the next six months (As well as ensuring an adequate supply of HP sauce. Butties, Bacon, for the use of).