Friday 22 May 2009

Striking a Blow


West Yorkshire police have thrown out a "diversity" questionnaire after an unusually large number of Outer Party members put down that they'd had a sex change operation. A spokesman said that they "might not have understood the question".

Or they understood it all too well. Hopefully in the next round we'll learn that West Yorkshire police is manned entirely by one-legged Zoroastrian black lesbians... who have had sex changes.

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