Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Phantom

Ever been dragged to a fringe theatre production and sat there in the middle of the first act's dreary, stilted, repetitious, profanity-ridden dialogue feeling as if all the air was being sucked out of the hall? Fear not, for with the Phantom self-contained breathing unit strapped under your shirt you'll have enough oxygen to get you through the lobby and down the pub and safety.

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