North Korea's "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Ill is missing and reportedly "unwell".Fellow reclusive "unwell" dictator Fidel "Maximum Leader" Castro said in a statement,
BBRRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!Update: North Korea says that Dear Leader is not ill.
In a sense, this may be correct.
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When I first heard the news^Wunsubstantiated rumors spread by imperialist disinformation, it also occurred to me that Dear Leader and Fidel might be together, enjoying a sulfuric acid umbrella drink in Hell's bar while demons stick pitchforks in their fundaments. Great minds think alike (and sometimes, by accident, so does mine).
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