Friday 5 September 2008

Hot Cars=Hot Women

"Science", no doubt conducted by the Centre for Studying the Bleeding Obvious, proves that women are sexually aroused by supercars–as opposed to econocars, which have all the sex appeal of a Jeremy Clarkson centrefold.

This probably explains why my 1973 AMC Gremlin was less of a babe magnet than I'd hoped.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've always imagined myself crouching in a trench, a Lamborghini speeding towards me, me shooting at it with a shotgun at the fastest rate of fire I can physically achieve.
Parts of its skinning fly off as I do significant damage to it, and finally as it flies over my trench I shoot one more round into its belly. Its engine stops running, it lands on its nose and catches fire.
As I run out of my trench towards the burning monster, a fat middle-aged man dressed in jeans exits the cockpit.

'What's the matter ? No smart remarks this time, Jeremy ?'