Kiddie Cards

Meg Hillier, an under secretary at the Home Office, is quite cheery about the idea of ID cards for 14-year olds and children as young as six surrendering their biometrics as part of a scheme that the Conservatives will find "impossible to pick apart".

Some people are dismayed by this whole ID card thing, but I'm confident that it's only a temporary measure.

Unlike the Collars of Obedience that come next.