Friday, 15 February 2008

"Youths" Riot in Denmark

If you get your news from the mainstream outlets you may not be aware that "youths" of indeterminate religion have been rioting and burning cars and schools in Denmark for five nights.

The money quote is from Chief Inspector Henrik Olesen of the Copenhagen police:
We don't know why they're rioting. I think it's because they're bored. Some people say it's because of the cartoons but that's not my opinion.
Boredom? Such denial hasn't been witnessed since Stalin acted all surprised when the Wehrmacht rolled over his border.

3 comments:

Wunderbear said...

"Rioiting", eh? Terrible thing to do, almost as bad as rioting, I shouldn't wonder.

David said...

To quote Dr. Clayton Forrester, "Oh, poopies."

Headline corrected

jayessell said...

Uh... did you say 'yutes'?