Having established that it has absolute control over the Outer Party members and proles by making tobacco, fatty foods and God knows what else double-plus ungood, the British government will now extends its dead hand over the counterrevolutionary evil of bottled water-- at least, if the
Thoughtpoliceman natural resource commissioner has his way:
We have to make people think that it's unfashionable just as we have with smoking. We need a similar campaign to convince people that this is wrong.
And the environment minister chimes in his support, saying that the bourgeois menace of bottled water:
(B)orders on being morally unacceptable.
Expect to soon see Emmanuel Goldstein holding up a bottle Evian at the Two Minute Hate.
2 comments:
I'm starting to think that there's something in the tap water over in Old Blimey. Something like lead maybe?
There's nothing wrong with tap-water. I don't buy bottled water for the simple reason that you're paying for something you get out of a tap at home for free.
(Well, free for me, the student-in-residence)
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