Another Nail

Parliament is considering a motion to ban the Army from using bear skin hats. What makes this insanity worse is that not only did a Labour MP start tying the noose, but Ann Widdecombe(Conservative) is throwing the rope over the gallows. Quote Widdecombe:

Black bears, who are intelligent and curious animals, (A species not in any way endangered or even threatened and whose population must be culled anyway. ed.) are slaughtered in Canada so that their skins may be used for ceremonial hats

And they couldn't be used for a better cause, Ma'am.