Not If My Daughter Has Anything to Say

Los Angeles Times columnist Pat Morrison says that Barbie has had her day and that Mattel should give her the axe.

So let's all have a go at Barbie. Give up on the re-re-reinvention. Take out Barbie at the top of her game. With a big, dramatic exit, Mattel could actually make a killing out of killing Barbie.

Governor Schwarzenegger calls out National Guard as hundreds of thousands of rioting three to ten-year old girls descend on LA Times offices with torches and pitchforks.